But to tide you over, here is a little giggle about my school’s illustrious English teaching program.
Yesterday I taught a story to one of the older classes, about a cat that didn’t chase mice. The mom got scared because there was a mouse. So the dad bought a cat.
And the son said: “Wow, what a nice cat. We’ll name her SNATCH because she will snatch up all the mice!”
How nice. A pussy cat named Snatch.